Contact Us
We'd love to hear from you! (Sort of. Theoretically.)
Important Notice
This contact form is currently experiencing technical difficulties. By "technical difficulties" we mean it doesn't exist and never did. We're working on it. (We're not.)
info@thegreaterfairmountcivicsciencesexpo.org
(This email address may or may not route to an actual inbox. Probably not.)
Phone
(555) 404-EXPO
(Not a real number. If someone answers, you've called the wrong place.)
Address
123 Science Boulevard
Fairmount District
Somewhere, USA 00000
(If you find this place, let us know. We're not sure where it is either.)
Office Hours
Monday - Friday: 9am - 5pm
(Or whenever we feel like it)
(Time zones not specified. Calendar year not specified. Existence not guaranteed.)
Alternative Contact Methods
- • Send a strongly worded letter to the void
- • Yell your question into a pillow at 2am
- • Ask your houseplant and see if it has opinions
- • Post your inquiry on a community bulletin board (physical or metaphorical)
- • Just show up at the expo and figure it out with the rest of us
We appreciate your patience and understanding as we continue to not respond to inquiries.
(Seriously though, if you need actual help, maybe try the instructions page or just wing it. That's the spirit of science.)